Tragic Sea Monster Love Story ! But With A Happy Ending ! Sea Monster Sends Woman Love Letter ! But Hidden Enemies Of Sea Monster Or Hidden Enemies Of Woman !, Enemies Take Love Letter Flower That He Try To Send Her By Flower Through Turbulent Ocean Waves ! Do Not Trust Love Letters Unless They Are In Lip Form Of A Real Kiss From A True Love You Can Be Sure To Trust ! But Trust No One ! The Happy Ending Is Sea Monster Finds Real True Love Somehow !, And Real Kiss With Sea Monster Fangs ! But She Has Sea Monster Fangs Too ! They Both Scaly And They Both Stinky Salty Sea Monsters But It’s Awesome ! To Be Sea Monsters! And He Has Hot Sea Monster Breath !, He Love To Breathe His Hot Sea Monster Breath On Her Neck And Ears ! It Makes Her Sea Monster Goosebumps !They Both Love Onion Rings ! She Transform Into Sea Monster ! He Wraps Her Up Tight In His Strongest Fins Of Epic Sea Monster Love! They Enjoy Dipping King Crab Legs (or imitation crab meat?) Into Hot Melted Butter Mixed With Salt And Garlic Powder !(pretty much anything tastes good in this !, especially cooked stuffed artichoke leafs dip them in that too!) , On Special Occasion Their First Anniversary ! (This is just a silly Creative writing rough draft title !) (I don’t currently have any Sea monster who loves me but I like to date pretend sea monster in my post vicariously !) I forget what vicarious meaning but I think it means when you are happy for Sea Monsters to find real love ! ) By Rainy Stormy Castle!