(This post is extra long and doesn’t make much sense , i try to make it better later !) (If you are sensitive to scifi Love stories you maybe like to skip this one! )my creative salad photography kind of looks like a Ancient Vampire Queen ! , she s wrapped safely in her protective cape! , Wow!, she has two amazing creature of the night boyfriends that Love to be in safe relationship with her ! They all have similar conditions of creature of the night so they all extra safely Love Unconditionally and protect eachother ! , A delightfully slime pumping from every pore nocturnal giant sexyseamonster!, and a nocturnal affectionate giant sexyVampire bat with strongslappy bat wings but he puts his arms arround Ancient Vampire Queen !, while he flapping her with his wings !, and he makes tingly bat clicks sounds ! (though I don’t know what bats sound like !) , but i think they click!) Vampire bat whispers in her ears too while seamonster surfs her surfaces with care and dives deep in her giant clam like Vampire Queen squid inky depths ! Her armor fanged clamshell accidentally may slams close on them but they tickle her armor open like a sweet watermelon divide in half !, from her fragile broken pearl heart multiple unconditional Love pearls pop out ! The Love pearls swell up and become flying saucer Love UFOs that tremendously powerful buzzing vibrations Love quakes as they fly over swim across and tunnel under through the full moonlight night ! They chase after the multidirectional multiterrain multiform UFOs where they return to sea cave filled with swollen jiggly Happy glowing Love UFOs ! The Ancient Aliens emerge and are voraciously hungry ! The creatures of the night and the extraterrestrial aliens are all extra Love cooperative even without needing extraterrestrial hypnosis or without needing extraterrestrial weaponry they already always willingly Love ancient extraterrestrials since ancient times ! They directly crystal clear psychically Love communicate their Love intentions and instantly their spacesuit bodies interlock with creatures of the night like strong gravitational force Love lasso belt of magnetized moving gravity defying puzzle pieces of levitating Love !, They become one with the extraterrestrial aliens ! , and the extraterrestrial fishing pole beam the magnetic lasso belt around them so they don’t fall out into deep space they carry the different creatures of the nights in their giant breathable spacesuit pouches ! , like extraterrestrial kangaroos ! and hydrate them with straws of liquids from different planets flavors of waters !, The creatures of the nights enjoy to cook for the extraterrestrial astronauts all their favorite foods like baked potatoes ! They try to be extra helpful !, and extra caring ! They all get along remarkably great !, and they safely enjoy and take extra good care of eachothers delicious secret salad dressings !, salads , and sandwiches! they drizzle warm salad oil on eachothers salads and mayo mixed with horseradish on their sandwiches until extra flavorful with all their different unconditional creature of the night and extraterrestrial sensory sauces and textures! , like croutons and tomatoes and tentacles! They all squeeze in to take a hot shower together and scrub in foamy soapy circles with washcloth eachothers raised arms armpits while at simultaneously same time massaging showerhead set to saltwater tsunami spray level to pounds directly their sensitive gills and ticklish extraterrestrials tentacles of Love everywhere !, (knocking over slippery shampoo ! , but their suction cupping tentacles act fast as a nonslip bathtub mat ! )and creature of the night ticklish heels in the shower spray and sensitive creature of the night parts such as stretchy extended Vampire wings and rippling sea monster fins and extraterrestrial gripping tentacles ! After they shower they enjoy icy cold drinks and snacks as they pat eachothers tentacles and bat wings and fins with soft fluffy towels !, and relax on couch and watch TV !, and snuggle in their robes in eachothers extraterrestrial laps , vampire bat laps, and sea monsters laps , and also werewolf and Vampire King comes later !, and then werewolf laps ! , and most favorite Vampire King’s lap ! They are all ancient giant extraterrestrials and ancient giant creatures of the nights but they are all very stressed out so they like to be extra silly and enjoy simple things away from the stresses of being stranded on a hostile Planet Earth apocalypse taken over by unknown enemy group of evil earthlings ! (This is just an extra silly scifi romance creative writing roughdraft! that happens in a salad but in real life Ancient Vampire Queen is for centuries and centuries without any boyfriends!, she try to date humans but they all ghosted her !, she likes real supernatural though! Persecuted Creatures of the nights and extraterrestrials they are underloved misunderstood and deficient of vitamin Love !, some individual creatures of the night and extraterrestrials may be in need to be extra extremely overloved deepest powerfullest extreme extraterrestrial amounts of unlimited Love helpings of unconditional Royal extraterrestrial Love banquet feast ! maybe they need other creatures of the night , only other creatures of the night could ever understand to unconditionally extremely Love them ! and she just looking for her only extreme unconditional Love Vampire King for long term !, if mutual unconditional Love at first sight creature of the night chemistry in person !, if mutual best happiest destiny !) (The first photo is a folded pink onion but it looks kind of like fangs !) by Windy Rainy Stormy Castle!