Queen Empress Wilted Lettuce !, Seeks King Emperor Wilted Lettuce !, For Happy Ever After Salad Dressing Of Unconditional Love In Love Privacy Of Their Own Happy Salad Bowl !, Where King Wilted Lettuce Take His Time With Queen Wilted Lettuce ! Hopefully He Not Too Bored Or Hopefully Not Too Unappetized By Queen Empress Wilted Lettuce ! , And Her Garlic Croutons ! Hopefully He Unconditionally Devour Her Safely ! And With Lots Of Kisses On Her Lettuce Face Cheeks ! Her Lettuce Lips Shiny With Salad Dressing Oil ! To Enjoy Unconditional Long Term Love Salad As Long As Each Other Like !) (the last photo Looks Kind Of Like A Love ThunderBird! ) (this is just a silly creative romance title roughdraft i try to make salad kind of romantic! I try to make it a safe as possible love salad ! King Wilted Lettuce and Queen Wilted Lettuce unconditional Love all of eachothers ingredients they both may contain creatures or extraterrestrials in their salads!, They both Love beyond flaws! They welcome any of each others salad flaws !, they both learn how to take great care excellent deep caring of each other ! The two salads are extremely crazy in Love !, for each other !, and extremely serious about each other ! ) (They are kind of like the True Love of Dracula and Mina of Lettuce !) (The King Emperor Wilted Lettuce Looks Kind of Like He Has Vampire Fang! Her Heart looks kind of like Fang too! ) By Windy Rainy Stormy Castle!