this is kind of a silly abstract Love story! Creative writing Rough draft! )An Ancient Vampire King kiss a sweet spiky splashy silly quirky stinky dirty furry flappy scaly venomous tumultuous romantic ancient passionate primitive hedgehog fish !(maybe it is a half hedgehog half bird half blowfish! )who has a crush on him !, she did not know if he notice her !, but suddenly thankfully for shy hedgehog creature he Love lasso her with his Unconditional Stormiest Strongest Tumultuous (I forget what this word means but I think it means like a stormy sea!) Passionate Vampire True Love !, with his hypnotic Vampire King eyes !, and turn her into his Vampire Queen !, on a full blue moon ! , he safely pretend to lovebite (he don’t really have to bite to transform he can just hypnotize with Vampire Passion Superpowers !) his True Love hedgehog! They both are dizzy with silly happiness ! and see bats flying !, and hearts !, and stars ! from their intoxicating unconditional True Vampire Unconditional deepest Love Quicksand bond ! Hedgehog creature woman is so happy to be his Vampire Queen!, he is her vine who dips her down shoulder deep in his Love quicksand of suction suctionate? Suctionately? Passionately psychic overwhelming Unconditional Electrifying Love forces !, and strongly pulls her safely up in his Unconditional Electric Love quicksand into scenic Wild Love Jungles !, the humans of Planet Earth are unkind to misunderstood hedgehog creature but luckily Vampire King has a strange soft spot for strange hedgehog creature ! and she Love and adores Vampire King so much ! , for his unexpected Love !, and kindness!and Unconditional Understanding! He is not human but his humanity or Vampiranity?and kindness and warmth is greater than human! and They fly safe to their Happy Love Cave !, and sit in eachothers warm laps and share a double scoop of melting homemade sweet cherry icecream !, and sweet strawberry icecream! , or favorite flavors icecream! , feeding eachother with their hands!, with lots of extra gloves so they don’t get frostbite from the cold icecream! ), (i try to be logical!) By Windy Rainy Stormy Castle!