This is kind of abstract but Ancient Extraterrestrial Psychic Warrior Sends Psychic Extraterrestrial Boomerang Back To Evil Earthlings Of Unknown Enemy Groups That Covertly Harass Him Unjustly ! , For Unknown Unjustified Reasons ! Divine Boomerang Of Light Seeks Divine Justice Against Crimes Against Humanity and Crimes Against Extraterrestriality and Crimes Against the Sentient ! , and Crimes Against Nature ! By Windy Rainy Stormy Castle!